Kaa-san ga Tou-san ni wa Mottainai hodo no Bijin datta node Netotte Jibun no Mono ni Shite 1-nengo | 妈妈是爸爸配不上的美女所以我把她睡到了手一年后

我常常想,妈配上您是鲜花插在牛粪上

I often think that my mother and you are like flowers stuck in cow dung.

那么人美心善的妈妈

Such a beautiful and kind mother

和一无是处的穷上班族的爸爸

And the good-for-nothing poor working-class father

比起这种爸爸,肯定是我更配得上妈妈

Compared to this kind of father, is definitely more worthy of my mother