ONEPIECE, Uta (One Piece), luffy / REDとりかえばや物語

まず便器の前に 立ってズボン下ろして アレを出すだろ

First you stand in front of the toilet, pull down your pants and take it out

持たねェと下に落ちるだろ

If you don't hold it, it will fall down.

えええっ!?何コレ?ゴムだから引っ張ってるか男のコレって緩めればいいんだよ! あっでも一気に手放すな パチンってなるぞ!こんなに伸びるの

What!? What is this? It's a rubber band, so you have to pull it tight. Men's things are like that. You just need to loosen them! But don't let go all at once, or it'll snap! It stretches so much.

う…うん...

Uh…yeah...

うわっ

Wow

早くしないと 漏らすぞ

If you don't hurry up, you'll leak

何これ!?

What is this?!

うおぉあ?!お前伸ばしすぎだ=戻せ戻せ!!

Whoaaa?! You're stretching it too much = Put it back, put it back!!

「うわっ」て言うなよ 次はソレ持って 便器ん中狙うんだ

Don't say "Whoa!" Next time, take that and aim for the toilet

ちょっと待って戻すってどうやって! どんどん伸びるんだけど!!

Hold on a second, how do you go back to ? It just keeps growing!!

真剣なんだぞ!ブルック笑うな! あれでも2人は

I'm serious! Brook, don't laugh! Even so, the two of them

えっ?!?!

Huh?!?!

わっ分かったようう…

Ooh I get it ugh...

握るのコレ!?!?!

This is what you're holding!?!?!

握って

Hold it

サンジも歯ぎしりやめろ!歯が削れるぞ!

Sanji, stop grinding your teeth! You'll wear them down!

もうムリ2にもなっておもらし なんてヤダァ~~~ッ

I can't take it anymore, I don't want to wet myself even though I'm already 2~~~

白

white

ヨホ

Yoho

もう見てられぬ...

I can't watch it anymore...